Monday, April 9, 2012

tnt


trent: "I hate doing my taxes."
me: "everybody hates doing their taxes.  nobody is stoked about doing their taxes."
trent: "some people are.  some people do them like really early."
me: "that's because they want their money.  not because they love taxes."
trent: well I would give them my money if it meant I didn't have to do taxes."

trent: "a duck walked into a hardware store"
me: "I think I know the punch line"
trent: "you do?  did I already tell you this one?"
me: "I don't know, maybe I just know the punch line."
trent: "what is it?"
me: "do you have any nails?"
trent: "yeah."

me: "did you change your address with the post office yet?"
trent: "no"
me: "you have to."
trent: "why?"
me: "because you're a grown up"
trent: "nope.  why?"


2 comments:

  1. Your life is hilarious. Completely hilarious.

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  2. Anonymous4/11/2012

    New material for Trent: A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any chapstick?" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, "Thanks, just put it on my bill."

    -SSIL

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